Name: JASON McGUIRE

As portrayed by: Dennis Patrick

Who also portrayed: Paul Stoddard

Occupation: Dirty rotten scoundrel.

Risk factors: Greedy as hell; a threat to a family recently increased by a very protective vampire.

Are You Game? "Dead Whale", "the flower of me manhood" and his exposure = 1 sip or shot; Jason gets his = BOTTOMS UP!

Mad Molly says: "My very favorite DS villain - all slick and smarmy Irish charm and blarney out the wazoo on one face, a menacing and snarling villain on the other!"

Name: WILLIE LOOMIS

As portrayed by: John Karlen

Who also portrayed: Carl Collins, Desmond Collins, William H. Loomis, Kendrick Young

Occupation: Minion greed-head.

Risk factors: When you're a lackey for a particularly fussy vampire, every day could be your last.

Are You Game? "No, Barnabas" or "I can't do that", etc. = 1 sip or shot; Willie opens the coffin = BOTTOMS UP!

Mad Molly says: "Knife-wielding, girl-harrassing hood and thief turns into a minion who garners the audience's sympathy...is John Karlen a super actor or what?"